Spent Gladiator

The Tumblr of Patrick Krebs. Who is a lettuce who thinks he is a person.

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Yesterday's match:
0-0 *blinks* 0-5
Today's match:
0-0 /feeds pets/cooks a full 3 course dinner/eats/takes a nap/wakes up/ still 0-0

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british-supertramp:

Hermione must have had a crazy good time when she went back to Hogwarts to do her final year, all that library time without having to worry about Harry’s imminent death or whether him and Ron were going to fail every single subject they were taking, like it must have been pretty fucking blissful

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