Spent Gladiator

The Tumblr of Patrick Krebs. Who is a lettuce who thinks he is a person.

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You’re moving to Chicago!? Is that even a real place? It’s a style of pizza. Ted, you can’t live in a pizza!

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I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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